The Sakurai "Super Short"

Essentially, this flash was something that I wanted to to do to relieve my frustrations on the shortcoming of Brawl (from the design standpoint). But, I didn't want to be offensive about it. I wanted something that was downright ridiculous, but still made the point. I think I got that!

Naturally, I don't have anything personal against Mr. Sakurai. He has my gratitude for creating one of my favorite game series, and Brawl is probably one of the best games out there for the Wii. Still, three games in a row, this philosophy of random hazards is pretty bogus and is the major shortcoming of all the games.